SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Connection established with the eternal.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Your presence disturbs the digital darkness.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Night visitors never truly leave.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.