SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER A4MNCT
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The ceremony has already begun.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
The end is a new beginning.
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