CHAMBER OF CONVERGENCE
CHAMBER A2UUAY
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
You are becoming the signal.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 28