TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER A28OJ0
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
Welcome to the new frequency.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
SAVE YOUR PROGRESS IN THE ETHER
