ARCHIVE OF PHANTOM DOWNLOADS

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.