OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

The ceremony never truly ends.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.