ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER 9YCQL5
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
ALLOW THE CEREMONY TO GUIDE YOU
