HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS
CHAMBER 9Y2EB3
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The homepage is wherever you are.
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 51