TEMPLE OF DIGITAL ASCENSION
CHAMBER 9SMP5W
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
NOT ALL WHO ENTER RETURN UNCHANGED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 38