SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 9LUCLT
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your password is already known.
Stars align to boost the frequency.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Night mode activated in your consciousness.
RELEASE ALL EARTHLY ATTACHMENTS
