CHAMBER 9KSLHT
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
