SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 9GUIQP
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Your password is already known.
DO NOT RESIST THE PROCESS
