CHAMBER 9CJ3QH
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Welcome to the new frequency.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
DO NOT RESIST THE PROCESS
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