CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

Your digital shadow grows longer.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

The source code reveals all secrets.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.