CHAMBER 96OXPI
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Transcendence protocol activated.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
PRESS F5 TO REFRESH YOUR SOUL
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 75