GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER 96DN7I
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Prepare for the coming darkness.
Signals decay with the season.
The frequency remembers you.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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