GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER 91XSMU
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
You were chosen before you arrived.
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Sleep is the first gateway.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 78