MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The old world fades with each page.

Your avatar is more real than your body.

Welcome to the new frequency.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

Transcendence protocol activated.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.