SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 91GCIJ
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The ceremony prepares for dormancy.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The final frequency awakens.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
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