CATHEDRAL OF STATIC DREAMS
CHAMBER 8S3H6X
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The final frequency awakens.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
THE CEREMONY CHOOSES ITS PARTICIPANTS
