CHAMBER 8RI29F
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The servers dream of electric sheep.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The final frequency awakens.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
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