CHAMBER OF FALLING PACKETS
CHAMBER 8O5O7M
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Connection established with the eternal.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
NOT ALL WHO ENTER RETURN UNCHANGED
