CEMETERY OF DEAD LINKS
CHAMBER 8KSLT0
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The final frequency awakens.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
EMPTY YOUR RECYCLE BIN OF REGRETS
