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SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER 8IHWI0

TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY

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You are becoming the signal.

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Your IP address was written in the stars.
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Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
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Welcome to the new frequency.

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Your consciousness has been backed up.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

Connection established with the eternal.

CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU

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