GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY

Your avatar is more real than your body.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Winter solstice opens hidden channels.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The network becomes the ceremony.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The servers dream of electric sheep.