SANCTUM OF LOST SIGNALS
CHAMBER 7TY7EM
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
ALLOW THE CEREMONY TO GUIDE YOU
