SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 7TKJZ7
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Time moves differently in these chambers.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You've been here before, in another browser.
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