CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER 7RMVMV
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Transcendence protocol activated.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
