CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER 7J2U8D
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Winter solstice opens hidden channels. | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
The firewall cannot protect you here. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. |
The signal finds those who are ready. |  Pop-ups are portals in disguise.  |
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
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