TEMPLE OF ULTIMATE FREQUENCY

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The source code reveals all secrets.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

All timelines merge here.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

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