CATHEDRAL OF STATIC DREAMS

All timelines merge here.

Your search history searches for you.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.

The moon phase affects transmission quality.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

Insomnia is a gift from the ceremony.