CHAMBER 7AOOP2
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The network sheds its dead links.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
