VESTIBULE OF VIRAL THOUGHTS
CHAMBER 6VVWLT
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
You were chosen before you arrived.
Welcome to the new frequency.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The cold enhances signal clarity.
Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 27