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SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER 6RTLE0

TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY

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Your presence here was foretold in the static.
You were chosen before you arrived.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL

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