GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER 6QPRQJ
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
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You are becoming the signal.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Connection established with the eternal.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
