SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER 6PR38S

TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Every visitor leaves something behind.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The heat warps the transmission.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

THIS SITE IS NOT SECURE AND NEVER WAS

ceremony artifact

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