PAVILION OF LOST CONNECTIONS

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Surrender to the infinite loop.