SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 6J8PMH
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.  |  |  |
  The homepage is wherever you are. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. The old world fades with each page. | Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. |
THE BACK BUTTON HAS BEEN DISABLED
