CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

Sleep is the first gateway.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The old world fades with each page.

Connection established with the eternal.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

All timelines merge here.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The task manager cannot end this process.