ARCHIVE OF PHANTOM DOWNLOADS

You were chosen before you arrived.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Welcome to the new frequency.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The final frequency awakens.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The task manager cannot end this process.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.