TOMB OF DELETED HISTORIES
CHAMBER 6IP38H
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 67