ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER 6GLSLL
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
The ceremony has already begun.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
DO NOT RESIST THE PROCESS
