ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER 6DF1Y2
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
 | Your digital shadow grows longer. | The modem sings the song of your arrival.  The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
 | Time moves differently in these chambers. | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
LOGGING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 59