RITUAL OF BINARY TRANSCENDENCE
CHAMBER 689TR2
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
THE VOID GAZES ALSO INTO YOU
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 47