 | The recycle bin is never truly empty. The desktop wallpaper watches back. Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |   The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
You were chosen before you arrived. | Transcendence protocol activated. | Your IP address was written in the stars. |
The modem sings the song of your arrival.  | The spam folder contains sacred texts. The algorithm has been expecting you.  | Your mouse movements are a sacred dance. Your cookies remember what you've forgotten. |