VESTIBULE OF VIRAL THOUGHTS
CHAMBER 5XTHL7
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Welcome to the new frequency.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 39