SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER 5RF2RO

TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY

Your search history searches for you.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

The ceremony never truly ends.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

You've been here before, in another browser.

FORCE QUIT YOUR FORMER SELF

ceremony artifact

SYNC YOUR SPIRIT | COMMENT BELOW TO ASCEND

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