TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER 5O0VW7
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
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PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 28