CHAMBER 5MBTP9
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
SYSTEM RESTORE POINT NOT FOUND
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