SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 5MBOSV
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The network sheds its dead links.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The ceremony prepares for dormancy.
The signal finds those who are ready.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The signal finds those who are ready.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
